If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Premium T-Shirt

Got snark? Show off your sharp wit while poking fun at fitness culture with this charming t-shirt. The front features the cheeky phrase "If only sarcasm burned calories" in a relaxed white font. It's the perfect top for anyone fluent in the language of lively banter, harmless jabs and witty comebacks.

This super soft tee comes in 6 rich colors to suit any clever wardrobe. The white text pops beautifully on each shade while keeping things classic.

For the sarcastic soul longing for a shortcut to fitness, this playful tee acknowledges the struggle is real! A charming gift for the friend who makes everything more fun or anyone who wishes their shade-throwing efforts sculpted their bod.

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- Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt (3001Y for youth) - Nice SOFT shirt!
- 4.2 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton
(Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
(Dark Grey Heather is 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester)
(Ash is 99% combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester)
- Supremely soft, superior quality, Modern slightly fitted shape

Due to this item being made to order, we cannot allow for refunds / cancellations. We do allow for 1 size exchange per order (within 7 days of receipt) for apparel unless the item is personalized. Please reach out with questions before ordering.

Our typical turnaround time is 5-7 business days for processing and printing, then another 2-9 days for shipping.
If you are planning to give this item as a gift please plan accordingly and please reach out with any questions/concerns before placing your order.
Orders placed during the holiday shopping season may see slight delays so please plan accordingly.
Shipping times cannot be guaranteed so if a specific delivery date is needed,please contact us first.
PRINTED IN THE U.S.A.
YOUTH AND ADULT SIZES AVAILABLE